Mike Huckabee Has A Thick Pick

Huckabee Jamming

PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE’S PICK IS NORMAL LENGTH AND SHAPE, THOUGH

FITSNews – April 3, 2007 – Former Arkansas Governor Mike Huckabee has a thick pick.

How do we know? Well, he gave it to us. Twice, as a matter of fact. And both times the pick was very, very thick, people.

Incidentally, Huckabee’s pick is normal length and shape as far as we can tell, and it had a mouthwash blue color both times we saw it.

UPDATE - Apparently there are some perverted people in the world … a “pick” is a small plastic triangle with rounded edges used to strike guitar strings. Like this one, from Guns-N-Roses’ “Slash.”

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Comments

  1. By Mike Reino April 4, 2007 at 6:29 pm

    Will, you’re a bass player… Real Bass Players never use picks!

    Reply

  2. By Palmetto Mouse Jockey December 7, 2007 at 2:26 pm

    Huckleberry IS a thick pick.

    Reply

  3. By Amr July 22, 2009 at 9:46 am

    slash is very good i like his songs the best song is welcome to the jingle and he cool

    Amr Slutan

    Reply

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