Archive for March, 2007
Rest Of Press Finally Catches Up With FITSNews
LET THE TIPTOEING AROUND THE OBVIOUS BEGIN FITSNews - March 25, 2007 - Now that every journalist in America has had a good cry and gotten in touch with their inner Barbara Walters’, the mainstream press is finally beginning to
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Governor Gresham?
SOUTH CAROLINA’S THIRD DISTRICT CONGRESSMAN TOPS LIST OF PROSPECTIVE SANFORD SUCCESSORS FITSNews – March 24, 2007 – We never point blank asked Gresham Barrett whether
D.C. Staffer Finally Tires Of ‘The Fray’
DECISION NOT A METAPHOR FOR ANYTHING, THOUGH FITSNews - March 24, 2007 - More than two years after it was originally released, the song “Over
Sic Willie Gets Fired
HULA HOOP IDEA OBVIOUSLY DID NOT GO OVER WELL WITH SC HOTLINE MANAGEMENT FITSNews - March 23, 2007 - Less than a week after soaring
The Evil Plan Is Working
WASHINGTON POST, MAINSTREAM MEDIA HAVING MULTIPLE ORGASMS OVER EDWARDSES’ ANNOUNCEMENT FITSNews - March 23, 2007 - It’s hard being a cynic these days. Honestly. Everybody
FITSNews Exclusive - Lobbyist’s Name Change Shocks S.C. Political Insiders
JJ DARBY OFFICIALLY CHANGES NAME TO TT D’ARBY FITSNews - March 23, 2007 - It may only be two letters, but switching them up has meant a world of difference to longtime S.C. lobbyist
John Edwards Is An Insensitive Prick
HIS WIFE’S CANCER HAS RETURNED, BUT GOD FORBID IT DISRUPT HIS SELFISH POLITICAL AMBITIONS FITSNews - March 22, 2007 - We actually vomited in our mouths just a little bit when we saw how many Americans
