Archive for March, 2007

Rest Of Press Finally Catches Up With FITSNews

Rest Of Press Finally Catches Up With FITSNews

By fitsnews • on March 25, 2007

LET THE TIPTOEING AROUND THE OBVIOUS BEGIN FITSNews - March 25, 2007 - Now that every journalist in America has had a good cry and gotten in touch with their inner Barbara Walters’, the mainstream press is finally beginning to

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Governor Gresham?

Governor Gresham?

By fitsnews • on March 24, 2007

SOUTH CAROLINA’S THIRD DISTRICT CONGRESSMAN TOPS LIST OF PROSPECTIVE SANFORD SUCCESSORS FITSNews – March 24, 2007 – We never point blank asked Gresham Barrett whether

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D.C. Staffer Finally Tires Of ‘The Fray’

D.C. Staffer Finally Tires Of ‘The Fray’

By fitsnews • on March 24, 2007

DECISION NOT A METAPHOR FOR ANYTHING, THOUGH FITSNews - March 24, 2007 - More than two years after it was originally released, the song “Over

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Sic Willie Gets Fired

Sic Willie Gets Fired

By fitsnews • on March 23, 2007

HULA HOOP IDEA OBVIOUSLY DID NOT GO OVER WELL WITH SC HOTLINE MANAGEMENT FITSNews - March 23, 2007 - Less than a week after soaring

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The Evil Plan Is Working

The Evil Plan Is Working

By fitsnews • on March 23, 2007

WASHINGTON POST, MAINSTREAM MEDIA HAVING MULTIPLE ORGASMS OVER EDWARDSES’ ANNOUNCEMENT FITSNews - March 23, 2007 - It’s hard being a cynic these days. Honestly. Everybody

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FITSNews Exclusive - Lobbyist’s Name Change Shocks S.C. Political Insiders

FITSNews Exclusive - Lobbyist’s Name Change Shocks S.C. Political Insiders

By fitsnews • on March 23, 2007

JJ DARBY OFFICIALLY CHANGES NAME TO TT D’ARBY FITSNews - March 23, 2007 - It may only be two letters, but switching them up has meant a world of difference to longtime S.C. lobbyist

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John Edwards Is An Insensitive Prick

John Edwards Is An Insensitive Prick

By fitsnews • on March 22, 2007

HIS WIFE’S CANCER HAS RETURNED, BUT GOD FORBID IT DISRUPT HIS SELFISH POLITICAL AMBITIONS FITSNews - March 22, 2007 - We actually vomited in our mouths just a little bit when we saw how many Americans

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