GANGSTA RAPPA SURPRISINGLY CHILL ABOUT GETTING DISSED FITSNews - March 27, 2007 - Maybe Snoop Doggy Dogg really has turned over a new leaf. Sure, he'll always be the "Capital S-N-Fresh-N-Double-O-P, D-O-Double G-Y- D-O-Doubly G, Ya See," but his reaction to British officials denying him entry to the
Read story »Archive for March, 2007
Put Potter In Charge
MEET JOHN POTTER HAZZARD VI, PEOPLE FITSNews - March 27, 2007 - John Potter Hazzard V, a powerful advisor to S.C. Senate President Glenn McConnell, says his boss will amend any education bill that comes before his committee this year so as to put the Hazzard's toddler son in charge of state government. And
Read story »20 Million Is A Lot
BUT MICROSOFT AIN'T GOT NOTHING ON US, PEOPLE FITSNews - March 26, 2007 - So Microsoft has sold 20 million copies of its Vista operating system ... in just a month. Meaning Bill Gates is probably even richer than we thought he was. From all the cool kids' favorite newssource, TG Daily: The Vista numbers
Read story »Fantasy Monogamy
AND WHY YOU SHOULD PRACTICE IT, PEOPLE FITSNews - March 26, 2007 - We're not crazy enough to drive all the way to New Orleans for a fantasy baseball draft (like Sic Willie), but we will be adding The Sporting News to our regular diet of Vogue, Cosmo, US, Vanity Fair, Elle and People this week. And we'll
Read story »FOX News Viewers Need To Be Less Morbid
HOW COULD ANYBODY BE DEPRESSED WITH NEW ANCHOR COURTNEY FRIEL AROUND? FITSNews - March 26, 2007 - The three highest rated stories on FOX News when we checked in yesterday were "Boyfriend Roasts Girlfriend On Grill," "Sister Denies Brother Life-Saving Bone Marrow Transplant," and "Antifreeze Murderer
Read story »Iran Is Feeling Froggy
THIS MAHMOUD IS ONE SMACK TALKIN' DUDE FITSNews - March 25, 2007 - Iran is rising up against the world, people. Not only are they holding 15 British sailors hostage, apparently now they just told the United Nations to go and make love to itself. And not in a good way. Check out this excerpt from tomorrow's
Read story »Christian Coalition Has-Been Endorses Romney
A BURNING BUSH APPEARED TO DREW McKISSICK ... WHOOPS, WRONG RELIGION FITSNews - March 25, 2007 - Christian Coalition has-been Drew McKissick, who is slightly to the right of the Son of Man himself, has apparently announced that he is endorsing former Massachusetts Gov. Mitt Romney for president. We're
Read story »Sic Willie’s Action Figure Arrested
STORMTROOPER LATEST CASUALTY IN JOHN EDWARDS' DUST-UP FITSNews - March 25, 2007 - Turns out getting "fired" from SC Hotline wasn't the only ill to befall Sic Willie as a result of his controversial post about John and Elizabeth Edwards' the other day. In an equally controversial follow-up to the original
Read story »Mad Max Offends Extinct Culture
MAYAN INDIAN EXPERT CURSED BY FILM STAR FITSNews - March 25, 2007 - If you thought Sic Willie was offensive, check out the latest eruption of Mount Mel. Next thing you know he'll be offending a Mastedon or one of those prehistoric amoebas. From the TMZ exclusive report: Mel Gibson exploded in anger
Read story »Rest Of Press Finally Catches Up With FITSNews
LET THE TIPTOEING AROUND THE OBVIOUS BEGIN FITSNews - March 25, 2007 - Now that every journalist in America has had a good cry and gotten in touch with their inner Barbara Walters', the mainstream press is finally beginning to rationally assess the political fallout from John and Elizabeth Edwards'
Read story »Governor Gresham?
SOUTH CAROLINA’S THIRD DISTRICT CONGRESSMAN TOPS LIST OF PROSPECTIVE SANFORD SUCCESSORS FITSNews – March 24, 2007 – We never point blank asked Gresham Barrett whether or not he was running for governor of South Carolina in 2010. Truth be told, we didn’t think the question
Read story »D.C. Staffer Finally Tires Of ‘The Fray’
DECISION NOT A METAPHOR FOR ANYTHING, THOUGH FITSNews - March 24, 2007 - More than two years after it was originally released, the song "Over My Head (Cable Car)" by Colorado-based alt rockers The Fray has finally fallen out of favor with Katie Banks, aide to U.S. Rep. Bob Inglis. Banks says her decision
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