The Associated Press Needs To Get Its Priorities Straight
SIC WILLIE’S BLOG WARS GET “COVERAGE” BUT PARIS HILTON’S GI-NORMOUS NEW RACK DOESN’T?
FITSNews – March 27, 2007 – Okay, okay … so we know the Associated Press isn’t covering Paris Hilton anymore (editor’s note – bullsh*t!), but seriously. There is something like majorly wrong with the world when Sic Willie’s blogland violence warrants an AP story yet the gi-normous new breasts Paris Hilton is strutting around with somehow don’t.
Media experts including the dental receptionist who just re-did her lipstick for like the eighth time in the last five minutes agree with us that this is total foobar.
Honestly, Sic Willie could be fleeing a flaming zoo while cradling in his tan, muscular arms the last living pair of baby Pandas left in the whole world and no one would care. Paris Hilton’s bodacious new “Ta’s,” on the other hand …
Comments
By Earl on March 29th, 2007 at 10:38 am
That’s not true. If Sic Willie did something amazingly heroic, they’d discuss that in one sentence, and then reveal the real truth about how you made little Susie Burkhalt cry in second grade.
You’ve gotta give these guys credit – when it does count for jack-shi … ite, these guys do their homework.
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