Sic Willie Gets Fired
HULA HOOP IDEA OBVIOUSLY DID NOT GO OVER WELL WITH SC HOTLINE MANAGEMENT
FITSNews – March 23, 2007 - Less than a week after soaring to upper echelons of power at the SC Hotline, our very own Sic Willie was unceremoniously jettisoned today via a press release appearing on the Hotline’s blog.
We’re not sure if it was our Hula Hoop idea (you know, for kids) or the fact that we made fun of JJ Darby’s name change earlier today, but whatever. It’s all good in the hood.
Just know this: FITSNews‘ twin commitments to a) the truth and b) keeping it real remain completely intact. And yes, everybody knows we get nervous for nationally-televised games.
UPDATE - It turns out Sic Willie’s negotiations with SC Hotline may have broken down after he demanded five town cars, a humidifier in his dressing room and baked chicken wings every morning at 10:00 a.m. Wait, that was Jennifer Hudson.
Comments
By E on March 23rd, 2007 at 3:36 pm
What happened? Did you and Sewell have a tiff?
By Rudy on March 23rd, 2007 at 6:20 pm
SIc willie can not be tamed.
Free the “little willie”…free him I say!
By Chris on March 23rd, 2007 at 6:21 pm
As long as you guys stay hetro-life partners…all is ok. Just kiss and make up…be good boys.
By Applelover on March 23rd, 2007 at 7:10 pm
that was way too much testosterone fr one blog site.
besides…an ascot and a shaved head in the same office is just not hip…
By MAB on January 30th, 2009 at 3:54 pm
Wow, Sic Willie. You lasted longer than one of my most brief stints:
30 minutes as ‘Assistant’ to a well-known SC Democratic Party chieftain. Told me I was just “too nervous.”
;)
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