Shrub Fitin’ Mad Over Subpoenas
WHAT UPSETS PRESIDENT MOST, THOUGH, IS “SUBPOENA” IS ANOTHER WORD HE CANNOT SPELL
FITSNews – March 22, 2007 - President Shrub is reportedly “fitin’ mad” over a round of subpoenas directed at his top aides in the burgeoning Attorney General firing scandal. Of course what upsets Bush most is the fact he is still unable to spell the word “subpoena,” even after Karl Rove spent hours doing flash cards with him. You know, like when Adam Sandler helped The Delivery Guy learn to read using flash cards in the movie Big Daddy.
“Subpoena,” Shrub said. “Hmmm. That’s a tough one. S-A-P-E-E-N … A? … did I get it?”
Ummm … No, Mr. President, you did not get it. Don’t hit us because you’re stupid though, ok?
Comments
By Stanley E on March 22nd, 2007 at 12:24 pm
I get it — George W. Bush is really dumb! Side-splitting. Hilarious. And VERY original. Never heard it before. Maybe you should patent it.
Or, come to think of it, maybe you should take those greasy fingers off that keyboard until you’ve had an original thought.
By fitsnews on March 22nd, 2007 at 3:04 pm
Stan-Lee,
How did you know?
In fact our fingers are INCREDIBLY greasy right now seeing as we just downed a cool dozen Monster Burger combos with curly fries from Hardees.
Mmmmm cuuuuurly fries.
So nice call there. You powers of perspicacity are solid. Which if you knew what perspicacity meant would probably make you happy.
And for the record we don’t think Shrub is ignomorant. Not at all. In fact, we think he is a geniumonous. Only not a very smart one. Which is why we actually kalled him stoopid as opposed to mearly emplying it.
We were just looking for an excuse to run the funny picture, dude.
-FITSNews
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