RECLUSIVE LEADER BETTING ARSENAL THAT HE CAN BEAT BUSH IN SILVER STRIKE BOWLING
FITSNews – March 22, 2007 – North Korean communist dictator Kim Jong Il (above, left) has agreed to permanently dismantle his nation’s nuclear weapons program if U.S. President George W. Bush can defeat him in a game of Silver Strike video bowling.
“He can no touch Dear Leader in Silver Strike,” Kim told FITSNews late Thursday, speaking through an interpreter. “I take his cowboy ass.”
Kim was so confident of his abilities he even agreed to hold the high stakes showdown on American soil, at the Back Porch on Gervais restaurant in downtown Columbia, S.C. – a world-renowned Silver Strike mecca.
