Somebody Has A Freckle Fetish

AND HIS NAME IS … SIC WILLIE!

FITSNews – March 21, 2007 – Most people, including us FITS gals, think LL is nothing but low class white trash. Then there is Sic Willie, who thinks she is a princess. On a unicorn. With freckles (Lindsay, not the unicorn). To wit:

“The other day I was pretending that I was Mario and that I had just beaten the third Bowser in Super Mario 64 and after flinging him into the hot lava and harnessing the power of the castle’s 120 power stars all of a sudden I was all alone in a room with Princess Peach and Lindsay was Princess Peach and Lindsay gave me a magical star that had super powers and those super powers let me take off her shirt and start kissing her freckles.”

Uh … yeah. Anyway, Sic Willie has obviously been staring at this web page all day, which we’ll go ahead and warn you isn’t entirely family friendly.