Gas Is Expensive Again

WE JUST BLEW A GASKET AT THESE OUTRAGEOUS PRICES

FITSNews - March 21, 2007 - Unbelievable. The FITS girls sashayed our way over to the local Exxon this morning and ’bout fell out of our Suburban when we saw these astronomical prices.

Seriously, this is an outrage. We need to start a war with somebody over this or something.

You know come to think of it that’s probably not a good idea. Unless of course you are Rep. Joe Wilson. In which case it makes perfect sense. Anyway, until America comes up with some alternative fuel technology we’re probably just going to have to suck it up like everybody else when we fill up our ride, which if you’re looking to pick us out of a traffic jam is the Green Suburban with the “ANDRE IS MY CO-PILOT” and “DON’T TUSSLE WITH MY JACK RUSSELL” bumper stickers on it.