Scarlett Doesn’t Want Justin

GO ON WIT ‘CHO HOT SELF, GIRLFRIEND

FITSNews - March 20, 2007 - Scarlett Johansson has reportedly said bye-bye to rumored two-timer Justin Timberlake, news that when accompanied by the photograph above prompted 100% of heterosexual males to experience an erection. And acccording to our favoritest news source Tittle Tattle Too, apparently co-Timberlake love interest Jessica Biel doesn’t want anything to do with Justin now either:

The starlet pair (Johansson and Biel) were seen shopping in Paris recently, where sources claim the girls talked about their experiences with Justin Timberlake together - and the result was not in Justin’s favor!

The article goes on to say that Justin was telling both girls exactly what they wanted to hear and playing them off of each other … which come to think of it was probably the right move in that situation. Newtonian in its genius, even.