SERIOUSLY, EARL CAPPS IS GETTING MORE HITS THAN THESE LOSERS
FITSNews – March 20, 2007 - According to A Daily Sh*t‘s latest advertising rate card, the website “receives over 600 unique visitors a day. Our top performing day last month netted us over 2,000 unique visitors.”
Hmmm … Really? Cause you know that sounds suspiciously like the day we linked to your numbnut website. So you’re welcome. Guess you’re gonna have another “big day” today.
Of course, the best part of The Sh*t‘s rate card was reading this quote from Elizabeth Donehue of The Donehue Agency, who in case you failed paint by numbers in first grade is married to The Sh*t‘s own Wesley Donehue: “Working with the people at A Daily Shot has been phenomenal! My advertisement has led to several new accounts resulting in thousands of dollars in new business. The value of my advertising buy with them has been second to none. I’m going to be advertising with A Daily Shot for a long time to come!” Holy hell, Chippy McChipperson. You realize you only get three exclamation points in life, honey. You got one left.
By $D'Brickashaw March 20, 2007 at 3:18 pm
I thought the best part of the whole thing was reading Clark Covington’s bio.
I mean, really. If you’re going to be dealing with an “advertising representative,” do you really want him to write like a retarded third grader?
There and their. Not that tough.
I would love to see the other prestigious universities. I assume they’re less prestigious than, say, Limestone. Which wouldn’t make them very prestigious.
This paragraph is too stupid to comment on.
And he wants to be my latex salesman?
By Don-a-who? March 20, 2007 at 4:10 pm
Is that the same Wesley Donehue who had a restaraining order put out against him while teaching at USC? Maybe that’s why Folks hates him so much– he really IS trying to cramp his style.
By Don Johnson March 20, 2007 at 9:16 pm
I especially like the :
“0 Responses to Advertise on the Shot”
By tammy March 21, 2007 at 12:29 am
jesus. all of you need to stop it already. i have never seen a bunch of people so GD full of themselves as some of you Columbia folk are.
The one thing I’ll give THE SHOT is they had the balls to post my stuff. SC Hotline never had balls and I’m SO disappointed to see you associated with them. :(
By Earl March 21, 2007 at 7:12 am
Actually, my daily average is only about 140.
By choicer March 21, 2007 at 9:46 am
I got a significant bump the day Ill Will Folks gave my humble website a shout-out.
By Earl March 21, 2007 at 10:15 am
Well, if he’d linked to my site, maybe so. But he doesn’t do that. The folks at Hotline and The Shot have, and I can see the results.
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By Newspaper Hack March 21, 2007 at 3:56 pm
Wesley Donahue not only had a restraining order taken out by former USC College Republican chairman Kendall Robinson (from what I understand), he also had that “threatening” away message on AIM and busted into a meeting of an SG candidate threatening “Goose Creek-style” violence.
Boy, those were the days.
By Earl March 21, 2007 at 10:01 pm
Goose Creek style violence? Man, if Goose Creek ain’t the most quiet and passive place in the state, I don’t know what is. What does that entail? PTA meeting them to do death? Cut their yards badly?