Attorney General Admits Shaving Moustache “A Mistake”
PRESIDENT SHRUB’S BUDDY COULD LOSE JOB OVER DISMISSED WHISKERS
FITSNews – March 17, 2007 – Apparently U.S. Attorney General Alberto Gonzales is in hot water for firing a bunch of attorneys, not for shaving his moustache, but whatever. It’s a scandal.
You know, as much as we love to hate on Shrub, we’re not really sure why his A.G. is getting so much sh*t for this. Last time we checked, it’s not a crime to fire people who work for you. Just like it’s not a crime to shave.
Of course people are saying Gonzales misled Congress about the firings, and it seems pretty clear the White House lied about its involvement, so maybe that’s why everybody’s panties are all in a wad up in D.C.
You know, the exact same thing happened the last time Sic Willie fired some people here at FITSNews. Except replace “politically-motivated purging” with “women couldn’t keep their hands off of him.”
Because let’s face it people, Sic Willie is too sexy for his shirt. So sexy it hurts. Especially when he’s sporting a moustache.
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By David Windham on March 17th, 2007 at 11:13 am
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