McCain Unveils “Skraight” Talk Express

Skraight Talk Express

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FITSNews – March 16, 2007 - Arizona Senator John McCain is adding a new wrinkle to the 2008 installment of his famous Straight Talk Express. Called the “Skraight” Talk Express, the low-riding yellow school bus will focus on minority outreach and education issues.

“We ain’t even gonna put stickas on this b*tch,” McCain said. “Skraight up. Word.”

McCain, who was popped yesterday by the Club for Growth, took advantage of his new “Skraight” Talk skills to throw back at the organization, saying “those punk ass Jon Lerner mutha f*ckas can lick tha back of my balls.” Told he was speaking on the record, McCain said “uh, yeah, what I meant was I have a 20-year record of fiscal conservatism, you b*tch ass mutha f*cka. Recognize.”

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Comments

  1. By Anon. March 16, 2007 at 7:31 pm

    Yep. You’re definitely back in South Carolina, Will. And it’s obvious you grew up here– it’s written all over this post.

    Reply

  2. By fitsnews March 16, 2007 at 7:39 pm

    Anon,

    Pudding.

    -FITSNews

    Reply

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