Is Son Of “Odd-Job” Driving Miss Jolie?

EVIL BOND HENCHMAN’S SPAWN GUARDING JOLIE’S GROWING BROOD

FITSNews – March 15, 2007 – Days after it was revealed that an elaborate kidnapping plot against her was foiled at the last second, actress/activist Angelina Jolie is employing an evil Asian henchman to provide protection for the United Nations her adopted family.

The man, who looks eerily similar to Odd-Job (or is it Random Task?), was photographed recently carting Jolie around while she is in Ho Chi Minh City, Vietnam adopting child No. 4.

We can only surmise that this man – whom we’ll call “Arbitrary Chore” – is Odd-Job’s son. Never mind that Odd-Job is Japanese and this guy is Vietnamese, because we cannot be bothered with those kinds of details. All we know is that messing with Angelina right now is probably not a good idea. Unless you think getting yourself decapitated by a flying shoe is a good idea.