America Can’t Handle The Truth About Anna Nicole
TIME TO SET THE RECORD STRAIGHT, PEOPLE
FITSNews – March 15, 2007 – As millions of Americans stare at their TV sets wondering when this circus is finally going to leave town, we felt it was our duty here at FITSNews to sum up the story of what really happened to Anna Nicole Smith once and for all. Are you ready? Cause we’re about to break it down for you. Here it is:
She had big tits. She liked to show them off. Then she died.
Any questions? Seriously, this wasn’t Princess Diana. Her baby’s name is “Danielynn,” for crying out loud, which everybody knows is what princesses are named … when those princesses are born in trailer parks in Pell City, Alabama. So let’s call off the Redneck Warren Commission and obsess about something else before we all drop another fifty IQ points.