White People Want To Die More Than Black People

IT’S IN THE WASHINGTON POST SO IT HAS TO BE TRUE

FITSNews – March 12, 2007 - According to an article in this morning’s Washington Post, white people are less likely to seek out aggressive medical care toward the end of their lives than black people. From the story:

The largest study to examine the question to date — an ongoing Harvard project funded by the National Cancer Institute that will involve about 800 terminally ill cancer patients in Massachusetts, Texas, Connecticut, New Hampshire and New York — is finding that African Americans are two to three times as likely as whites to want everything possible done to keep them alive, to get life-prolonging care and to die in intensive care.

This is just more conclusive proof that black people are cooler than white people. Kind of like Mammy was always cooler than Scarlett. Basically, if you are white you should go ahead and start hating yourself. You may not know it yet, but all you really want to do is curl up into a ball and die.

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