Meet Sic Willie, Representative From Maine

By fitsnews • on March 12, 2007

IMPERSONATION CAUSING MASS CONFUSION IN NATION’S CAPITOL

FITSNews – March 12, 2007 – Sic Willie is not the First District Representative from the great state of Maine. Some guy named Thomas H. Allen currently holds that distinction.

Just don’t tell that to the bevy of babes who were assembled at the Ozio Cigar Lounge on K-Street in downtown Washington D.C. last night. Because they’re all convinced that the First District Representative from Maine is a dashing young politician named Will Folks – and that the Southern accent just came from “spending time down on the family farm in Beaufort, S.C.” (boy is somebody ever in for a Google surprise).

That’s right, thanks to a tie clip with the State of Maine’s logo on it (well, that and the whole limousine thing), the Sic One was “in like Flynn” with the whole Maine gig. In fact, he was spouting off lobster catch data with ease prior to telling his coterie of cuties “you know, I don’t like to talk about work, I want to know more about each one of you.”

Yeah. If you are throwing up in your mouth right now, just go with it. So are we.

Of course Sic Willie is not without his admirers.

“He’s a visionary, and that’s coming from somebody with my first name,” said player-in-training Romeo Jarrett Martin of the S.C. Governor’s Office. “I’m strongly considering selling all of my worldly possessions and following Sic Willie.”