Out To Stud?
TOM BRADY IS GETTING HOT BABES PREGNANT LEFT AND RIGHT
FITSNews – March 10, 2007 – Less than a month after learning that Patriots’ QB Tom Brady impregnated ex-girlfriend Bridget Moynihan, now we hear that new Brady babe Gisele Bundchen may be knocked up, too. Here’s the word:
According to the popular celebrity website Glamurama.com.br, Bundchen would be no more than two months pregnant, but may already have told select friends and family.
Wow. Tom Brady’s sperm can obviously do whatever the hell it wants. Before you know it, it’s going to be planning military invasions, giving motivational speeches and hosting “Fix-It Yourself” shows on cable. Need some investment advice? Looking to add muscle tone? Think you’re paying too much for car insurance? Just call Tom Brady’s sperm.
Comments
By E on March 10th, 2007 at 3:13 pm
Good lord use a condom. I know Tom is not that smart, but this is not rocket science. Unless his sperm have tools?
By Mike Reino on March 10th, 2007 at 6:11 pm
As overused a term as it is, it is fitting here: You cannot stop Tom Brady’s sperm, you can only hope to contain it…….