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WARREN TOMPKINS’ FIRM LOBBYING FOR NUCLEAR WASTE DUMPERS IN SOUTH CAROLINA

FITSNews – March 6, 2007 – The lobbying firm owned by Mitt Romney’s lead S.C. political consultant is working to get more nuclear waste dumped in South Carolina.

So … does this mean Mitt Romney himself is “anti-green” and wants South Carolinians to wear funny suits like the one pictured above just to take a walk outside? Well, duh. Of course that’s what it means.

We also hear that Mitt Romney hates Bambi. And Benji. And Lassie. And the Smurfs. Especially Papa Smurf, who is currently polling better in the South Carolina GOP Primary than Romney is.

UPDATE – Romney does like Dolphins, though.