Bush 41 Swears He Didn’t Feel Teri Hatcher’s Rump
FORMER PRESIDENT SAYS “CAMERA LIES”
FITSNews - March 6, 2007 - Former President George H.W. Bush is denying that he touched Teri Hatcher’s rump after a lunch with the android actress in Beverly Hills last month. The website TMZ first reported Bush’s alleged game of grabass on February 7.
“The camera lies,” Bush told the TV show Extra. “It’s a fraud.”
You know, unlike the whole “not raising taxes” thing we totally believe the ex-Prez. In fact, we think the real question here is what would happen if anyone actually did touch Teri Hatcher’s ass. For one thing they’d probably get shocked, because that thing is made of metal, people. There’d probably also be loud clanking sounds and a lot of mechanical buzzing as Teri jerked around to see what happened. Of course she wouldn’t be mad, because when you look like a robot from a 1970’s sci-fi film, getting somebody to touch your ass is nothing short of a miracle.
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