Breast In Peace

GOODBYE NORMA JEAN … ER, WAIT A MINUTE …

FITSNews – March 5, 2007 - It seems to us Anna Nicole Smith lived her life — like a candle in the wind — never knowing — who to cling to — when the rain set in.

We would’ve liked to have known her — Ohhhh but we were just a kid.

Her candle burned out long before — her Breasteses legend ever did.

Jeez. Now if someone would please knock us out. We no longer deserve to live. Elton John is probably rolling over in his grave right about now over what we’ve done.

UPDATE - Evidently, Elton John is still alive. So scratch that whole “rolling over in his grave” thing.