WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH SOLDIER LEGISLATOR RETURNING TO VOTE AGAINST SCHOOL KIDS? FITSNews - March 31, 2007 - Our friend Rep. James Smith is about to head overseas to protect our freedoms. One of which is free speech. Which, as it turns out we're going to avail ourselves of now as it relates to ... well,
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Bust A Rove
SHRUB'S SCANDAL-RIDDEN BRAIN LIKES TO "MOVE IT, MOVE IT" FITSNews - March 30, 2007 - Most of the time when we write stuff like this it's a joke. And there's a "satire" tag at the end of each article. After all, if we didn't make it clear we were kidding, there's an off chance some of you might believe
Read story »Thanks For Nothing, S.C. House of Representatives
S.C. LEGISLATORS STICK IT TO KIDS IN FAILING, BELOW AVERAGE SCHOOLS ... ONCE AGAIN FITSNews - March 29, 2007 - If your kid is stuck in a failing or below average public school in South Carolina, the S.C. House of Representatives - led by Republican Speaker Bobby Harrell - sent you a clear message today:
Read story »Romney: Sanford Solid Veep Prospect
JIM DeMINT, SIC WILLIE'S LEFT TESTACLE ALSO ON SHORT LIST FITSNews - March 29, 2007 - Flip-flopper extraordinaire Mitt Romney apparently thinks S.C. Gov. Mark Sanford and Senator Jim DeMint would make good vice presidents. At least that's what he told 400 really, really old people down at Sun City,
Read story »Rodents Rise Up
SOUTH CAROLINA BEAVER POPULATION READIES FOR WAR FITSNews - March 29, 2007 - Irrespective of the unforunately-titled headline in this morning's La Socialista ("Bull's-eye on Beavers"), it's about to be game on in South Carolina between a hired team of federal assassins and a bunch of cute and cuddly
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RACHEL-MONICA MAKEOUT SESSION PROFOUNDLY DISAPPOINTS FITSNews - March 29, 2007 - We had high hopes when we first learned that Rachel and Monica were going to make out on television. We even corrected Rachel when she tried to downplay it by saying it wasn't a big deal. Turns out she hit the nail on
Read story »Playing Dress Up With Barack Obama
WHERE DO WE FIND THIS STUFF? WE'VE GOT A LOT OF FREE TIME PEOPLE FITSNews - March 28, 2007 - Barack Obama is naked. We're not kidding. And it's up to you to put some clothes on that presidential candidate. Kind of like Sic Willie did below: WHOOPS! HE'S STILL NAKED! Sorry about that, Barack Obama.
Read story »Hostage Hypocrisy
FILIPINO HIJACKERS TAKING THE WHOLE 'FOR THE CHILDREN' THING A LITTLE BIT TOO FAR FITSNews - March 28, 2007 - A Filipino day care owner hijacked a bus full of children in Manila yesterday in an effort to force his government to provide better education and health care. "I am so sorry I took these children
Read story »Egg-Tooth Funds Egg-Tooth Festival In Anderson
COMPETITIVE GRANT USED TO CONSTRUCT GIANT EGG ... WHICH HOUSE WAYS & MEANS CHAIRMAN THEN BUSTS OUT OF FITSNews - March 27, 2007 - Government in South Carolina is not terribly complicated. How could it be? We're not that smart. Basically, our leaders get re-elected by secretively funding a bunch
Read story »The Associated Press Needs To Get Its Priorities Straight
SIC WILLIE'S BLOG WARS GET "COVERAGE" BUT PARIS HILTON'S GI-NORMOUS NEW RACK DOESN'T? FITSNews - March 27, 2007 - Okay, okay ... so we know the Associated Press isn't covering Paris Hilton anymore (editor's note - bullsh*t!), but seriously. There is something like majorly wrong with the world when Sic
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HIZZONER NEEDS A BILL OF RIGHTS REFRESHER FITSNews - March 27, 2007 - So Hizzoner Rudy Giuliani was apparently on Hannaty and Colmbs (yeah, we know those names are misspelled) last Friday and told one of the program's hosts: "I support the First Amendment right to carry and bear arms." Which is awesome.
Read story »Bloggers Rule!
BOW TO OUR SUPERIOR BUDDHA NATURE, PEOPLE FITSNews - March 27, 2007 - We wrote a long time ago how MSM like the Wall Street Journal view blogs (i.e. “written by fools and read by idiots") and more recently about how we view ourselves. And while we couldn't help but notice that today's banner headline
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