HOW THE "BUILD THE WALL" CROWD SEES MEXICAN PEOPLE FITSNews - February 13, 2007 - You know, the best part of this is the "Sex: Mucho" thing. Because damn if those Mexicans don't like to hump a lot. You know, speaking of Mexicans, did anybody besides us notice that S.C. Rep. Gloria Haskins has formed
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Huckabee Hunts For Votes in SC
HUNTER, BASS PLAYER, FORMER SOUTHERN BAPTIST PREACHER COULD STIR PALMETTO STATE'S POLITICAL POT FITSNews - February 12, 2007 - He didn't bring a black Labrador retriever with him to his exclusive SC Hotline interview this morning with Sic Willie, but former Arkansas governor Mike Huckabee might as
Read story »No Smokobama For You
AMERICA'S NEW JOB - TATTLE TO MRS. OBAMA IF WE CATCH BARACK SMOKING FITSNews - February 12, 2007 - So Barack Obama was only allowed to run for president after promising his wife he would quit smoking? And we're supposed to call her and tattle on him if we catch him in the act? "Please, America, watch,"
Read story »Ski Report For Christina Aguilera’s Face, Etc.
LAYER OF FRESH POWDER OVER 16" BASE SHOULD MAKE FOR IDEAL CONDITIONS FITSNews - February 12, 2007 - Somewhere beneath all that makeup is Christina Aguilera. But before every truck in the Los Angeles Fire Department is summoned to wash all that stuff off, we've got a deal you don't want to miss. For
Read story »Huckles Sits Down With Sic Willie
FORMER ARKANSAS GOVERNOR MIKE HUCKABEE DISHES SOME DIET TIPS IN ADDITION TO DISCUSSING CAMPAIGN 2008 FITSNews - February 12, 2007 - Former Arkansas Governor and 2008 presidential candidate Mike Huckabee sat down this morning with FITSNews founder Sic Willie, part of SC Hotline's ongoing series of exclusive
Read story »What Does “Miller Time” Do Again, Exactly?
AND MORE IMPORTANTLY, WHY ARE WE PAYING FOR IT? FITSNews - February 11, 2007 - Okay, okay, so that isn't S.C. Gov. Mark Sanford's Deputy Chief of Strategery Jason Miller in the picture above. But both gentlemen are white men. And both have brown hair. Anyway, with the governor sitting on a $1.8 million
Read story »Sic Willie’s Cat Distraught Over Football’s End
FORRESTER CAN'T GET EXCITED ABOUT COLLEGE BASKETBALL JUST YET FITSNews - February 11, 2007 - He'll be fine by the time March Madness rolls around, but for now Forrester the Cat is not adjusting well to the end of the 2006-07 football season. Like millions of males across the country, Forrester is grappling
Read story »Jennifer Aniston Is Mistaken
ACTRESS IS JUST NOT IN TUNE WITH WORLD AROUND HER FITSNews - February 11, 2007 - Actress Jennifer Aniston told Ireland Online recently that no one wants to watch her make out with former "Friends" co-star Courtney Cox. "I don't honestly think people want to see Rachel and Monica have at it!" Aniston
Read story »Sanford, Harrell Were Warned About State Port Crisis
GOVERNOR, SPEAKER CONTINUE TO IGNORE MARKET-BASED EXPANSION FITSNews - February 11, 2007 - The biggest shipping association in the world - whose membership accounts for 95% of container traffic at the Port of Charleston - told South Carolina's top political leaders seven months ago to either shape up
Read story »God Isn’t Sweating Global Warming
SCIENTISTS FOR JESUS THINK THE PROBLEM IS EXAGGERATED, IN FACT FITSNews - February 10, 2007 - God is not as worried about global warming as Al Gore, Mark Sanford or Josh Hartnett, Christian scientists say. America's premiere "faith science think tank" Reasons.org, believes the whole global warming
Read story »Another Great SC Trip For Mitt Romney
ROMNEY CAMPAIGN'S LATEST FLIP FLOP - ANOTHER FLAMING DERAILMENT? OR JUST A TEST TO SEE IF SOUTH CAROLINIANS ARE PAYING ATTENTION? FITSNews - February 10, 2007 - At the presidential level, good campaigns anticipate tough questions months in advance and prepare responses to keep their candidates "on message."
Read story »Did Something Happen To Anna Nicole Smith?
SERIOUSLY, WE'VE BEEN ON THE ROAD THE LAST 24 HOURS FITSNews - February 9, 2007 - Anna Nicole Smith was on the TV yesterday afternoon when we left the airport. She was on the same TV again when we got back this afternoon. What happened? Did they find out who her baby daddy is? UPDATE - Well this sucks.
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