THREE LUCKY S.C. POLITICOS TO COMPETE FOR THE AFFECTIONS OF GORGEOUS HOLLYWOOD ACTRESS FITSNews - FEBRUARY 20, 2007 - We can't tell you who they are just yet, but three super sexy South Carolina politicos who literally drip mojo from every pore have been selected to compete right here on this website
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The Washington Post And Hillary Need To Get A Room
SERIOUSLY, HILL'S SECRET SERVICE DETAIL NEEDS TO START WATCHING OUT FOR CHRIS CILLIZZA FITSNews - February 20, 2007 - We're not sure if "The Fix" is auditioning for a job with Team Hillary or whether Washington Post blogger Chris Cillizza just wants to tell his grandkids he hooked up with a First Lady
Read story »This Fetus Has Got It Made
TOM BRADY & BRIDGET MOYNIHAN'S CHILD-TO-BE HAS OUR VOTE FOR PRESIDENT FITSNews - February 19, 2007 - Okay, so we were all set to throw our support behind Sic Willie for President because of his folksy last name, his "tell it like it is je ne sais quoi" and his squeaky clean past, but sadly all of
Read story »Daily Crap Dumped
MITT ROMNEY'S ONLINE MOUTHPIECE DROPPED BY NATIONAL JOURNAL FITSNews - February 19, 2007 - The Politico is reporting this afternoon that A Daily Turd, the "sleeper cell" website run by Mitt Romney's S.C. Goon Squad, has been dumped as an affiliate by the National Journal. Apparently, the site got dropped
Read story »SouthCarolina08.com Under New Ownership
HOPEFULLY WEBSITE WILL EVOLVE BEYOND MITT ROMNEY-JOHN McCAIN SPITBALL FIGHT FITSNews - February 19, 2007 - Two Republican communications consultants have purchased the domain name www.SouthCarolina08.com for $1,000 from Laurin Manning, who has shut down her blogging operations to work on the campaign
Read story »Hey Hill! It’s Bill!
WILL CLINTON RUN FROM CLINTON IN SOUTH CAROLINA? WE'LL FIND OUT THIS MORNING FITSNews - February 19, 2007 - So Hillary is in town this morning, at least according to the e-mail we received from a Clinton for President staffer who is probably losing her job right about ... now. Whatever you do Crystal
Read story »Memories, Of The Way We Were
COME BACK TO US, BRIT, COME BACK TO US FITSNews - February 18, 2007 - "Memories, icy chocolate-coated memories ... of the way we were." That's how the song goes, right? Well, that's the song that's playing in our heads right now as we watch the extra chocolate drizzle swirling on top of our venti
Read story »Echo Chamber – The Karate Man Cometh, Etc.
JUDO LEG CHOP - AAAAAAAGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! FITSNews - February 18, 2007 - Lordy, Lordy, Randito is forty - although you really can't tell given how limber he looks in that picture. Seriously, Jet Li better watch his ass. "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Randy" is coming for you. Anyway, Randy Page, president
Read story »Britney Spears Shaves Her Head
BUDDHIST CONVERSION? OLYMPIC SWIM TEAM ASPIRATIONS? FITSNews - February 17, 2007 - Popslut Britney Spears is either converting to Buddhism, trying out for the U.S. Olympic Swim Team or has completely lost her f*cking mind. Spears, who shaved her own head after returning to L.A. late Friday from a one-day
Read story »Only In South Carolina
NAZI PARTY'S PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN BASED IN LAURENS COUNTY FITSNews - February 17, 2007 - The Columbia City Paper has a story this week on John Taylor Bowles, who formally announced last December his intention to run as the National Socialist (Nazi) Movement's candidate for president ... of the United
Read story »Barack Star Treatment
PALMETTO STATE ROLLS OUT RED CARPET FOR OBAMA'S FIRST VISIT FITSNews - February 17, 2007 - So Barack Obama's first visit to South Carolina yesterday was kind of a big deal. And while we're not quite sure it was as big a deal as La Socialista made it out to be, we did get a sense something major was
Read story »The Terry Sullivan Interview
MITT ROMNEY'S SC CAMPAIGN MANAGER SITS DOWN WITH FITSNEWS FITSNews - February 16, 2007 - Here are some excerpts from our conversation with Mitt Romney's South Carolina campaign manager Terry Sullivan: FITSNEWS: Wow. All we can say is you are awesome and we are not worthy. TERRY SULLIVAN: No, you're
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