Archive for February, 2007
Sharpton Sues Thurmond Family For Eleventy Kabillion Dollars
AFRICAN-AMERICAN LEADER WANTS ‘BACK WAGES’ FOR ANCESTORS’ WORK FITSNews - February 25, 2007 - The Reverend Al Sharpton is suing the family of the late U.S. Sen. Strom
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REV. AL SHARPTON’S ANCESTORS ALLEGEDLY OWNED BY SEN. STROM THURMOND’S ANCESTORS FITSNews - February 25, 2007 - We wish this was one of our funny
McDreamy Fighting Cancer For Real
JUST WHEN WE THOUGHT HE COULDN’T GET ANY MORE PERFECT, GREY’S STAR IS NOW FIGHTING CANCER IN REAL LIFE FITSNews - February 25, 2007 - After watching his mother survive two bouts with ovarian cancer,
Echo Chamber - God’s Army Wants Sanford For President
SECRETIVE SOCIETY WANTS S.C. GOVERNOR TO CAMPAIGN FOR NATION’S HIGHEST OFFICE FITSNews - February 25, 2007 - The New York Times is reporting this morning that a secretive society of arch-conservatives tried
Sic Willie Lands A Client
IMAGINARY CONSULTING FIRM MAY HAVE CONFLICT OF INTEREST, HOWEVER FITSNews - February 25, 2007 - Viewpolitik LLC, the imaginary political consulting firm owned
Katherine McPhee’s Breasts Mounting Massive Conspiracy
AMERICAN IDOL RUNNER-UP’S “SWEATER MONKEYS” AT THE HEART OF GARGANTUAN COVER UP FITSNews - February 24, 2007 - We just figured out who Katherine
S.C. Governor Wants To Be Vice President
SANFORD WILL NEVER MAKE IT THROUGH VEEP VETTING PROCESS, THOUGH FITSNews - February 24, 2007 - We’ve written
