Archive for February, 2007

Sharpton Sues Thurmond Family For Eleventy Kabillion Dollars

Sharpton Sues Thurmond Family For Eleventy Kabillion Dollars

By fitsnews • on February 25, 2007

AFRICAN-AMERICAN LEADER WANTS ‘BACK WAGES’ FOR ANCESTORS’ WORK FITSNews – February 25, 2007 – The Reverend Al Sharpton is suing the family of the late

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Oh Hell

Oh Hell

By fitsnews • on February 25, 2007

REV. AL SHARPTON’S ANCESTORS ALLEGEDLY

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McDreamy Fighting Cancer For Real

McDreamy Fighting Cancer For Real

By fitsnews • on February 25, 2007

JUST WHEN WE THOUGHT HE COULDN’T GET ANY MORE PERFECT,

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Echo Chamber – God’s Army Wants Sanford For President

Echo Chamber – God’s Army Wants Sanford For President

By fitsnews • on February 25, 2007

SECRETIVE SOCIETY WANTS S.C. GOVERNOR TO CAMPAIGN FOR NATION’S

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Sic Willie Lands A Client

Sic Willie Lands A Client

By fitsnews • on February 25, 2007

IMAGINARY CONSULTING FIRM MAY HAVE CONFLICT OF

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Katherine McPhee’s Breasts Mounting Massive Conspiracy

Katherine McPhee’s Breasts Mounting Massive Conspiracy

By fitsnews • on February 24, 2007

AMERICAN IDOL RUNNER-UP’S “SWEATER

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S.C. Governor Wants To Be Vice President

S.C. Governor Wants To Be Vice President

By fitsnews • on February 24, 2007

SANFORD WILL NEVER MAKE IT THROUGH VEEP VETTING PROCESS,

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