Representative Admits He Didn’t Solve Kennedy Assassination
REP. MURRELL SMITH FINALLY ADMITS BAD PIZZA LED TO HALLUCINATION DURING MOVIE RENTAL
FITSNews – February 28, 2007 - Nearly three months after garnering international headlines for claiming to have solved the Kennedy assassination, S.C. Rep. Murrell Smith is now admitting that he ate some bad pizza and halluncinated the entire thing during a movie rental of Oliver Stone’s JFK.
“I apologize for the pain, suffering and embarrassment this has caused the Kennedy family,” Smith said in a statement. “If it makes them feel better I really did dream that I was Kevin Costner, though.”
“Try John Candy,” said State Rep. Alan Clemmons, who is frequently the butt of Smith’s humor. “He meant to say he dreamt he was John Candy.”
Comments
By arch on April 14th, 2007 at 4:14 am
Du musst ein Fachmann sein – wirklich guter Aufstellungsort, den du hast!
By Romney=OUR 'One' on November 22nd, 2008 at 6:15 pm
Wait a minute…………….there is a Mormon in the House? Does the MSM know about this?!?