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CELEBRITIES SHOCKED TO DISCOVER TROPHIES REPLACED BY KNOCKOUT OSCAR DE LA HOYA PUNCHES

FITSNews – Febrauary 26, 2007 – Dozens of actors and actresses who thought they were about to get their hands on the motion picture industry’s most prestigious honor last night were instead shocked to find themselves the recipients of haymaker punches delivered by boxing legend Oscar de la Hoya.

“Call it my contribution to the immigration debate,” de la Hoya told FITSNews. “They wanted an Oscar, they got an Oscar.”

Best Actor award winner Forrest Whitaker said he didn’t mind receiving his “Oscar,” telling FITSNews that “my left eye is kinda droopy naturally, so for a couple of hours tonight I actually looked normal.” Of course de la Hoya was lucky Tyler Durden didn’t win any Oscars. Because Tyler Durden is building an army.