Who Would A Stiff Breeze Blow Over First?

WE GOTTA BE HONEST, OUR MONEY IS ON NICOLE RICHIE

FITSNews - February 21, 2007 - Between Nicole Richie, Mischa Barton and a one pound toy dog, we can’t say for sure who would get blown over first by a stiff breeze. But we gotta be honest, our money’s on Nicole.

Seriously, you could add up the total weight of all three of these b*tches (we’re assuming the dog is female) and not equal the pre-cooked weight of that steak that John Candy ate in The Great Outdoors. You remember “the Ol’ 96er,” right? It was that steak they gave you a free T-shirt for if you ate every last bite (including the grizzle).

So our question is this - if Chip Limehouse eats every last bite of Leon Stavrinakis (including the grizzle), does he get a free T-shirt?