The Reese Witherspoon Celebrity Dating Game

THREE LUCKY S.C. POLITICOS TO COMPETE FOR THE AFFECTIONS OF GORGEOUS HOLLYWOOD ACTRESS

FITSNews - FEBRUARY 20, 2007 - We can’t tell you who they are just yet, but three super sexy South Carolina politicos who literally drip mojo from every pore have been selected to compete right here on this website for Reese Witherspoon’s undying affections.

We can tell you that Sic Willie is not one of them, but that’s not because his pores weren’t mojo-drip-a-riffic. Because they most assuredly were mojo-drip-a-riffic. So mojo-drip-a-riffic, in fact, that he was electric. And if you touched him, you’d get shocked.

No, Reese just couldn’t get over Sic Willie’s Rachel McAdams thing, so he withdrew his name from competition to spare her feelings. However, the pictures of the three lucky studmuffins who WILL be vying for Reese’s heart are going to blow your mind and drive you CRAZY, we mean SO CRAZY, so be sure to check back periodically so you can feast on the visual relief of these hunk-a-riffic beaus.

Comments

By Squire on February 20th, 2007 at 9:27 am

You could even say that the members of this enviable trio are luminaries.

By Squire on February 20th, 2007 at 3:53 pm

Come to think of it Will…I’m willing to bet that one of the luminaries you recently mentioned holds a very special place in your Titillating Triumvirate.