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FITSNews – February 18, 2007 - Lordy, Lordy, Randito is forty – although you really can’t tell given how limber he looks in that picture.

Seriously, Jet Li better watch his ass. “Crouching Tiger, Hidden Randy” is coming for you.

Anyway, Randy Page, president of South Carolinians for Responsible Government, celebrated his 40th Birthday this weekend to much fanfare. And while we weren’t quite cool enough to get an invite, sources tell us Page’s party featured such political luminaries as former S.C. Gov. David Beasley, Republican hottie Karen Floyd and S.C. Club for Growth Executive Director Joshua Gross, among others.

TREE FALLING IN THE WOODS, TREE FALLING IN THE WOODS

U.S. Senator and presidential hopeful Chris Dodd (D-Connecticut) was in the Palmetto State yesterday.

Huh?

Who? What? Where?

Exactly.

“I wanted to get out and be a part of this debate,” Dodd told a small crowd Saturday at Columbia’s legendary soul food hook-up, Mac’s on Main.

That’s great, Senator. But you may have better luck being “a part of this debate” by scheduling events on those weekends when Barack Obama is NOT sucking up all the media oxygen during his first campaign swing through South Carolina.

MORE ROMNEY BULLSHMITT

It continues to amaze us the number of people we know – intelligent people, mind you – who have gotten completely sucked in by Mitt Romney. Or suckered in, we should say.

He’s like the tractor beam on the Death Star, except nowhere near as cool.

Romney’s latest “Look at me, I share your values” appeal to conservative voters is to imply that he voted for Democrat Paul Tsongas in the 1992 Democratic Presidential Primary because he thought Tsongas would make “the weakest opponent” to former President George H.W. Bush.

“When there was no real contest in the Republican primary, I’d vote in the Democratic primary, vote for the person who I thought would be the weakest opponent for the Republican,” Romney said on ABC News’ This Week.

Jeez. We thought only political dorks did that kind of thing.

Anyway, assuming that’s true, it means Romney was lying when he told the Boston Globe in 1994 that he voted for Tsongas because he was “from Massachusetts” and “favored his ideas over Bill Clinton.”

Seriously, if this guy was any more full of sh*t, he’d be a pooper scooper.

HOW THEY THROW DOWN IN ANDERSON COUNTY

Apparently there’s a big debate scheduled at the Anderson County Fair and Expo Center this coming Monday to determine whether or not one of Anderson’s County Council members is a racist. And when we say “big debate,” we mean they’re gonna flip over the card table behind the doublewide and serve the inbreds moonshine – which will probably result in more inbreeding.

Look, if you received enough votes to be elected to anything in Anderson County it’s safe to assume you don’t like them coloreds much – but hey, if the drooling, barely literate grunt-mumblers up in the Land That Time Forgot want to break out the white bedsheets, burn some crosses and thumb-wrestle each other over it, who are we to interrupt them?

All we know is somebody’s gonna end up squealing like a pig. And having to say who their daddy is.

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