BUDDHIST CONVERSION? OLYMPIC SWIM TEAM ASPIRATIONS?
FITSNews – February 17, 2007 – Popslut Britney Spears is either converting to Buddhism, trying out for the U.S. Olympic Swim Team or has completely lost her f*cking mind.
Spears, who shaved her own head after returning to L.A. late Friday from a one-day stint in rehab, is experiencing a meltdown unheard of in America since that little situation on Three Mile Island.
Seriously, wasn’t it supposed to be K-Fed falling completely to pieces after their breakup, not Brit? Amazingly, it now looks like this completely useless, totally clueless, no-talent wigger was the only thing holding her together.
By Chris February 18, 2007 at 7:54 am
There seems to be no end to the white trash…
She will probably have Obama scrolled across her ass in red white and blue.
By *jcg February 18, 2007 at 11:22 am
I knew you’d jump all over this one.
What about the tat she got of lips on her arm?! I mean, what the heck? What has happened to innocent little Britney, dancing around in her school girl uniform?
By fitsnews February 18, 2007 at 11:50 am
JCG,
What happened, indeed.
Britney is on the verge of becoming to this decade what Michael Jackson was to the ’90s – the train wreck that just won’t stop.
If this behavior continues, she’ll be buying ODB’s bones, sleeping in a hyperbaric chamber and dangling kids over balconies in no time.
-FITSNews
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By Mixmaster Mike February 19, 2007 at 10:25 am
Shocked beyond words when I saw this.
Honestly, Brit-brit looks awesome with a shaved head. She has this natural softness to her face that doesn’t let her look butch or scary. Even without hair, she looks like a girl. (and a cutie!)
Now if she could only deflate those pneumatic boobs, i’d totally try my hand as her baby-daddy in one of those modern, blended family type deals.
(P.S., I heard she’s for Romney)
By yunahalo February 19, 2007 at 10:59 am
But even worse than her shaving her head…
http://yunahalo.wordpress.com/2007/02/19/now-you-can-own-britney-spears-hair/
EBAY. Fake hair going for $100 Million right now…. *sigh*
By Monica February 23, 2007 at 8:23 pm
i think britney looks stupid.. she got by in life by her looks b/c her voice wasnt even that good and she just ruined it for herself. personally i think paris hilton talked her into shaving it b/c britney was hotter than her… b/c paris hilton looks life a greyhound dog…
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By Mindy March 19, 2007 at 11:14 pm
Doesn’t anybody in here have anything else to do but to gossip and judge other people. Everyone deals with stress and their problems in different ways. You all need to get on with your own lives and just quit gossiping about hers. IDIOTS!! She is a beautiful person and she has a good soul!
By fitsnews March 19, 2007 at 11:22 pm
Mindy-
We do have other things to do, we just choose not to do those things right now.
-FITSNews
By roca June 3, 2008 at 9:22 am
da best thing about brittany is she make good hits and da bad thing about being her is all these crul people make her look bad. lol. like wow she shave her hair get ova it!!!!!!!!!!! let her do her thing n stop being a hater from roca. a good star n if any person got problem wit me sayn dis hit da mean gurls up from browns ville middle
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