FORRESTER CAN’T GET EXCITED ABOUT COLLEGE BASKETBALL JUST YET
FITSNews – February 11, 2007 – He’ll be fine by the time March Madness rolls around, but for now Forrester the Cat is not adjusting well to the end of the 2006-07 football season.
Like millions of males across the country, Forrester is grappling with Post-Super Bowl Anxiety Disorder, which usually strikes on the first Sunday after the Super Bowl as males come face-to-face with the realization that there will be no football for seven whole months.
“He’s looking at the Maryland-Virginia women’s basketball game right now,” Sic Willie said. “I don’t know how late he stayed up last night or how many beers he’s had, but he’s not meowing at all, and he barely even moved when I brought out the cat nip. I can monitor his drinking when I’m here, but Forrester knows how to get in the refrigerator y’all.”
By Newspaper Hack February 11, 2007 at 12:09 pm
Hunter Thompson said it all in the title to his suicide note: “Football season is over.”