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What Would Kim Kardashian Do?

SERIOUSLY, DO ANY OF THESE SPOILED, RICH POPSLUTS HAVE MOTHERS? AND IF SO, WTF HAPPENED?

FITSNews - February 8, 2007 - How proud Kim Kardashian’s mother must be of her daughter today. We’re sure when she held baby Kim in her arms for the first time she dreamt of one day reading how “Golden Shower” scenes were deleted from her daughter’s sex tape with Ray J to make it more marketable to porn companies’ target demographic. Actually she was probably dreaming of ponies and princesses. And making sure Kim knew how to hold her tea cup the right way.

Not surprisingly, Kim’s table manners aren’t what people are talking about today.

“She has a phat ass,” one blog commenter wrote after watching a clip of Kardashian’s graphic sex tape. “Does she have some black in her family?”

Actually, she’s Armenian. But does anybody else find it ironic that the daugher of O.J.’s lawyer made a sex tape with the brother of singer/vehicular manslaughterer Brandy?

Now all we need is for Kato Kalin to make a sex tape with a manslaughtering midget. In a limo. While ramming into a bunch of cars on the freeway. Yeah!

UPDATE - Not that it matters, but we spent three hours finding a picture that simultaneously captured Kim’s amazing breasts and Paris Hilton’s lazy eye. We don’t do it for the money. We do it all for you.

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