The Suspense Is Over

SIC WILLIE MAKES IT OFFICIAL

FITSNews – February 8, 2007 – Saying that Rosie O’Donnell should be executed, Canada invaded, the White House painted Fuchsia, Jive made the national language and female bicuriosity taught in public colleges and universities, Sic Willie today announced that he was forming a Presidential Exploratory Committee.

“And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and with furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers,” Sic Willie said. “And you will know that my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance down upon thee.”

Sic Willie also announced that Jenna Jameson will serve as his running mate and that Outkast’s Rosa Parks will be his campaign’s official theme song. “Cause we the type a people make tha club get crunk, yo,” said Sic Willie.