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FEDERAL JUDGE SHUTS DOWN PARISEXPOSED.COM WEBSITE WITH TEMPORARY INJUNCTION

FITSNews - February 3, 2007 - TMZ is reporting that a federal judge has issued a temporary injunction against further dissemination of a host of embarassing Paris Hilton materials . These racist, drug-related and sexually-explicit materials, many of which were published on ParisExposed.com, were purchased at an auction after the pop slutlet forgot to pay her storage shed fee.

God Bless America, people. Apparently, you still have a right to privacy in this country even after you’ve shoved your Virginia into people’s faces like a kabillion and thirty one six thousand gazillion times. Plus infinity.

Seriously, Paris Hilton suing someone for invasion of privacy is like Exxon suing God for putting a barrier reef in the same ocean as its drunk oil tanker captain. Because what in the hell was God thinking there, right?