Cartoons Cause Terrorist Lockdown In Boston

WE’RE NOT MAKING THIS UP: HOMELAND SECURITY APPARENTLY MONITORING THE AQUA TEEN HUNGER FORCE

FITSNews - February 1, 2007 - This is the kind of thing that makes you scratch your head and wonder how the hell any of us are still alive. Seriously, how in the world the “Aqua Teen Hunger Force” and “Department of Homeland Security” ended up in the same USA Today article is beyond us, but yeah, here is the article.

Apparently, Turner Broadcasting placed several suspicious “blinking advertising gimmicks” around Boston as part of an advertising campaign for the popular cartoon, which features a talking milkshake, ball of meat and box of fries.

Unfortunately, terrorist activity was suspected after the “devices” were placed on at least two area bridges, prompting authorities to shut down one major highway, halt subway service throughout Boston and close off a section of the Charles River.

Comments

By Chris White on February 1st, 2007 at 11:59 am

Yankees, apparently, have no sense of humor.