A $25,000 Crap?

By fitsnews • on February 1, 2007
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PRO-MITT ROMNEY WEBSITE APPRAISED FOR $25,000

FITSNews – February 1, 2007 - Sources tell FITSNews that the owners of “A Daily Shot” (a.k.a. Mitt Romney’s online vocal chords) have had their website appraised for $25,000.

Our first thought was to ask if the same retarded iguanas who designed the website were responsible for assessing its value. But then our second thought was to ask if we could get those retarded iguanas’ phone numbers.

Because we have some things we want to get appraised immediately, people. And these sound like our kind of lizards.

Comments

By XX on February 1st, 2007 at 3:19 pm

It’s “Web site.” Two words with a capital “w.”

By fitsnews on February 1st, 2007 at 10:48 pm

Dear XX,

Let us get this straight. You went to all the trouble of getting a bogus e-mail address to make that point?

-FITSNews

By adailyshit on February 2nd, 2007 at 3:19 pm

i’m trying to guess why they got the website appraised.
are they having it insured against romney completely switching his platform again?

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