WELL, IT'S MORE THAN JUST HOW MANY PEOPLE SHOW UP AT A RALLY FITSNews - February 28, 2007 - Charleston Post & Courier reporter-babe Diette Courrege has an excellent story in this morning's paper highlighting how real the demand for school choice is in South Carolina. In telling the story of parents
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Representative Admits He Didn’t Solve Kennedy Assassination
REP. MURRELL SMITH FINALLY ADMITS BAD PIZZA LED TO HALLUCINATION DURING MOVIE RENTAL FITSNews - February 28, 2007 - Nearly three months after garnering international headlines for claiming to have solved the Kennedy assassination, S.C. Rep. Murrell Smith is now admitting that he ate some bad pizza and
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WE USUALLY RIP REPUBLICANS FOR POLITICAL OPPORTUNISM, BUT WHAT'S IN THIS FREEZER STINKS TO HIGH HEAVEN FITSNews - February 28, 2007 - House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, who campaigned on ethics and all that stuff, is now putting a guy on the Homeland Security Committee who is currently under federal investigation.
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IRISH ROCKER MEETS WITH BARACK OBAMA FITSNews - February 28, 2007 - The Chicago Tribune's D.C.-based political blog The Swamp is reporting that Illinois Senator "Barackarama" met yesterday with Bono, the lead singer of rock band U2 and noted global activist. From the article: Ben LaBolt, a spokesman
Read story »Trouble Looming On Grey’s Anatomy Set
GREY MAY FINALLY HAVE McDREAMY, BUT KATE WALSH IS THE ONE GETTING A SPINOFF SHOW FITSNews - February 28, 2007 - We were already in a bad mood this morning (Young's #627 has discontinued its free honeybun w/ purchase of large coffee promotion) but this report from TMZ has us "ledging it" big time. And
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HATIN' ON PEOPLE FROM FRANCE APPARENTLY ATOP PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE'S TO-DO LIST FITSNews - February 27, 2007 - In case you missed reporter Scott Helman's story on the leaked strategy memo from former Massachusetts Gov. Mitt Romney's campaign, one of the unexpected recommendations the memo made is a
Read story »FITSNews’ Top 21 Albums Of The Nineties
OUTKAST LANDS AT NO. 8 WITH AQUEMENI FITSNews - February 27, 2007 - Your I-Pod can thank us later. Forget Rolling Stone. Forget Spin. Forget Billboard. All you need to rock out to the best music from the '90s is a pencil and a piece of paper. Ready?
Read story »Gore Neglects To Mention Sanford In Oscar Speech
FORMER VEEP INSISTS HE WASN'T TRYING TO EMBARASS "GREATEST ENVIRONMENTAL LEADER OF ALL TIME" FITSNews - February 27, 2007 - In what some are calling a slap in the face to the greatest environmental leader of all time, former Vice President Al Gore neglected to mention S.C. Gov. Mark Sanford in accepting
Read story »Romney Staff Purchases New Computers
PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE'S SOUTH CAROLINA STAFF PURCHASES TWENTY FISHER PRICE BABY SMARTRONICS SYSTEMS FITSNews - February 26, 2007 - After observing dramatically enhanced productivity from South Carolina Campaign Manager Terry Sullivan, former Massachusetts Gov. Mitt Romney has ordered Fisher Price Baby
Read story »Another Damn Task Force?
S.C. GOVERNOR NOT HAPPY UNLESS HE'S STUDYING SOMETHING FITSNews - February 26, 2007 - S.C. Gov. Mark Sanford may have booted us from his media e-mail list, but we still get all of his news releases and media advisories anyway. How, you may ask? It's a little something called extra-sensory perception,
Read story »Flounder Catch Limits
AGRICULTURE SUBCOMMITTEE MEETING COULD HAVE AN IMPACT ON HORRY COUNTY REPRESENTATIVE'S GAME FITSNews - February 26, 2007 - La Socialista reported yesterday that the S.C. House Agriculture Subcommittee will meet this week to "discuss catch limits for flounder." Well, FITSNews has learned that Horry
Read story »Aaron Sheinin Needs Some New Sources
REPORTER'S PRESIDENTIAL ARTICLE MADE EVERYONE BUT THE TWO PEOPLE HE QUOTED FALL ASLEEP FITSNews - February 26, 2007 - In case you missed Aaron Gould Sheinin's "story" in La Socialista this morning - the one about the 2008 GOP presidential primary - kindly allow us to sum it up for you: McCAIN SC CAMPAIGN
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