CHICAGO ENDS NEW ORLEANS' CINDERELLA SEASON WITH SOLDIER FIELD THUMPING FITSNews - January 21, 2007 - There was nothing storybook about this ending. The New Orleans Saints, the team that brought hope back to the Katrina-ravaged Gulf Coast all season long, got humbled this afternoon 39-14 by the NFC's
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Richardson’s Running
2008'S MOST QUALIFIED CANDIDATE FACES MOUNTAIN OF MORE POPULAR, LESS EXPERIENCED DEMOCRATS FITSNews - January 21, 2007 - New Mexico Gov. Bill Richardson is running for President, which is good news for Democrats who care about having an experienced candidate with a decent economic record in the race. The
Read story »Here We Go Again
S.C. FLAG FLAP - YOU CAN'T SPELL NAACP WITHOUT NCAA FITSNews - January 21, 2007 - We're not going to say a lot about the 4.3 million column inches La Socialista devoted to the Confederate flag issue today ... in the friggin' sports section of all places ... on AFC/NFC Championship Sunday. All we'll
Read story »La Socialista Gets Served
GOVERNOR'S PRESS SECRETARY TURNS THE FUNNY BACK AROUND ON STATE NEWSPAPER COLUMNIST FITSNews - January 21, 2007 - Somehow (we're still trying to determine how, exactly), the FITS girls snagged invites to one of South Carolina's swankiest A-list political parties, Friday evening's retirement shindig
Read story »Lindsay Lohan’s Mom Blames Media For Daughter’s Rehab Stint
MEDIA ALLEGEDLY LINKED TO GLOBAL WARMING, SOUTH CAROLINA'S LOUSY BASKETBALL TEAM, TOO FITSNews - January 21, 2007 - The first thing you'll probably notice about this rambling, nonsensical interview with Lindsay Lohan's mom Dina is how unnaturally dark her eyelids are. Well that and how many camera takes
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SENATOR, FORMER FIRST LADY ANNOUNCES FORMATION OF PRESIDENTIAL EXPLORATORY COMMITTEE FITSNews - January 20, 2007 - United States Senator and former First Lady Hillary Rodham Clinton is running for President, announcing the news today via a video message on her official website. We watched the video,
Read story »Inimitable
BANDY’S LEGACY BIGGER THAN DECADES, LARGER THAN LIMELIGHT By Will Folks In politics, the ability to do a good imitation is "coin of the realm" when it comes to building relationships. State Sen. John Courson, for example, is known far and wide for his dead-on impersonation of legendary U.S.
Read story »It’s On
MANNING, INDIANAPOLIS LOOK TO GET OVER HUMP AGAINST ARCH-NEMESIS BRADY, PATRIOTS FITSNews - January 20, 2007 - Move over Green Bay-Chicago, Oakland-Kansas City and New York-Philadelphia, pro football's new marquee rivalry is between Tom Brady's New England Patriots and Peyton Manning's Indianapolis
Read story »Reese Witherspoon’s Bangs Are The Bomb
ALL WE CAN THINK ABOUT TODAY IS HOW SNAPPY THESE LOOK FITSNews - January 19, 2007 - Forget Presidental politics, the environment, weighted per-pupil funding or incompetent Marxists running important state agencies. All we can think about today is Reese's bangs. And how good they look. Oh, and how
Read story »China Tests New Weapon
GIANT LASER DESTROYS SATELLITE IN OUTER SPACE FITSNews - January 19, 2007 - The New York Times is reporting this morning that China has successfully conducted an anti-satellite weapons test. Shazam! This is scary because like nuclear bombs, reality-based porn, hot dogs and rap music, anti-satellite
Read story »No WSF? WTF?
ALMOST HALF OF ALL EDUCATION FUNDING IN SOUTH CAROLINA DOESN'T FOLLOW THE CHILD FITSNews - January 19, 2007 - According to a new report from the S.C. Policy Council, nearly half the money South Carolina spends on K-12 education - or $1.2 billion dollars - is tied to a labyrinthine, categorical maze
Read story »Here’s Kristanna Loken, Our Apology For That Picture Of K-Fed Earlier
AND BEFORE YOU FEMINAZIS GET ALL UP IN OUR GRILL, SHE'S BI, OR SO SAYS OUR LATEST EDITION OF THE ADVOCATE FITSNews - January 19, 2007 - God bless Kristanna Loken: "Believe me, there's part of me that struggles with this confusion of not really ever being able to pick just one gender. I really haven't
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