YOU WON'T SEE THIS VERY OFTEN, BUT WE WERE WRONG AND WE'RE APOLOGIZING FOR IT FITSNews - January 23, 2007 - We've been the brunt of some pretty serious vitriol from both Greg and Betty Ryberg (pictured, with cute grandkid) over the years, and we're not entirely sure that the couple hasn't dished out
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SOUTH CAROLINA'S PUBLIC SCHOOLS SUCK, BUT THEY'RE GOING TO HAVE THE SNAZZIEST LOOKING REPORT CARDS MONEY CAN BUY FITSNews - January 23, 2007 - Stories like this one make us wonder whether or not South Carolina should consider throwing in the towel. Seriously, this whole "running a state" thing could
Read story »Stop Jinxing The Colts
NEXT THING WE KNOW REX GROSSMAN WILL GUARANTEE VICTORY AND ALL OF A SUDDEN IT'S SUPER BOWL III ALL OVER AGAIN FITSNews - January 23, 2007 - To all you sportswriters, sportscasters, Vegas oddsmakers and gridiron pundits making the Indianapolis Colts out to be invincible in Super Bowl XLI, please stop. Seriously.
Read story »Brittany Murphy’s New Movie Sounds Super
LET'S FACE IT, THERE IS A LITTLE DRUG-ADDICTED PROSTITUTE LOOKING FOR A NEW LIFE IN ALL OF US FITSNews - January 23, 2007 - We loved Brittany Murphy in Clueless. We also loved her in Little Black Book. She is like a Pixie. Pixilicious. Plus her name is not Britney. Murphy's latest project, The Dead
Read story »This Dick Isn’t Switching
DEMOCRATS GRADUAL TAKEOVER OF REPUBLICAN PARTY IN SOUTH CAROLINA MAY HAVE (FINALLY) HIT ROADBLOCK FITSNews - January 23, 2007 - After letting practically half the Democratic Senate Caucus join the Republican Party without so much as making them pinkie swear to Republicanism, or any other -ism for that
Read story »Romney And Ryberg Is Like Peas And Carrots
IN THAT BOTH ARE LYING, YANKEE JACKASSES, ANYWAY FITSNews - January 23, 2007 - The Tompkins News Network (a.k.a. A Daily Crap) is reporting that State Sen. Greg Ryberg "may" be endorsing fellow Yankee Mitt Romney today. Really? No sh*t, Sherlock. You're telling us you can't string the suspense out
Read story »A Kinder, Gentler (& Smarter) SCRG?
SOUTH CAROLINIANS FOR RESPONSIBLE GOVERNMENT LAUNCHING NEW RADIO ADVERTISEMENTS FITSNews – January 23, 2007 – What was our first response upon hearing the rumor that South Carolinians for Responsible Government (SCRG) was launching a brand new, $100,000 statewide radio campaign this week? Honestly?
Read story »How Is This For Cold?
COWBOYS DON'T MAKE SUPER BOWL AND ALL OF A SUDDEN CARRIE UNDERWOOD ISN'T DATING TONY ROMO ANYMORE? FITSNews - January 23, 2007 - If this sounds more than a little suspicious to you, raise your hands. Of course we can't see all of you right now to tell if you're raising your hands or not, but hopefully
Read story »Courtney Love Is Having Dating Problems?
COLOR US SHOCKED, PEOPLE FITSNews - January 23, 2007 - Rock musician Courtney Love apparently can't get an online date. Uh, really? Last time we checked, all you had to do to get an online date was be able to type. Oh, and lie a little bit. Like when we tell boys that we are 5' 3 1/4" when we are
Read story »Somebody Hates Mitt Romney More Than We Do? WTF?
MASSACHUSETTS MAN EXCEEDS OUR DISDAIN FOR FLIP-FLOPPING POLITICIAN FITSNews - January 22, 2007 - Believe it or not, somebody hates former Massachusetts Gov. Mitt Romney more than we do. We know, we know. It's friggin' amazing, isn't it? But according to this article in the Boston Globe, it's true. Let's
Read story »Joe Wilson & Shrub Is Super Best Friends
SOUTH CAROLINA CONGRESSMAN LOVES GEORGE W. BUSH, WHICH MAY BECOME IN HANDY SLOWING DOWN INANE PRESS RELEASE BLITZKRIEG FITSNews - January 22, 2007 - If Shrub told U.S. Rep. Joe Wilson to jump off a cliff, would he do it? What if he told him to drop and give him twenty? Or jump down, turn around and
Read story »The Exorcism Of Indianapolis’ Demons
GREATEST COMEBACK IN CHAMPIONSHIP GAME HISTORY PROPELS MANNING, COLTS TO SUPER BOWL FITSNews - January 21, 2007 - Peyton Manning just won a very big one, and for the first time in his nine-year career, the NFL's best quarterback is headed to the NFL's biggest stage. Indianapolis' 38-34 come-from-behind
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