NEW ENGLAND QUARTERBACK'S GRIEF THERAPY NOT MUCH DIFFERENT THAN SIC WILLIE'S AFTER INDY'S PREVIOUS PLAYOFF LOSSES FITSNews - January 26, 2007 - When Tom Brady's New England Patriots humiliated the Indianapolis Colts 24-14 in the 2004 AFC Championship game, Sic Willie assumed the position of an epileptic
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Too Many Monuments? Then Get Rid Of This Jerk
FORGET THE CONFEDERATE FLAG, WHERE'S THE OUTRAGE OVER "PITCHFORK" BEN TILLMAN'S STATUE? FITSNews - January 26, 2007 - It's absolutely amazing that La Socialista, South Carolina's largest, most liberal newspaper, totally air-dried on even mentioning "Pitchfork" Ben Tillman in this morning's article about
Read story »Sanford’s DHEC Disaster Continues
GOVERNOR’S SECOND PICK TO LEAD ENVIRONMENTAL AGENCY HEADED FOR SAME TRAINWRECK AS THE FIRST FITSNews – January 25, 2007 – First it was former congressional candidate Ralph Norman getting torpedoed by the environmental lobby. Now acting DHEC Chairman Edwin Cooper is on the verge
Read story »Congressman Kicks Off Presidential Campaign In South Carolina
DUNCAN HUNTER ANNOUNCES CANDIDACY IN SPARTANBURG FITSNews - January 25, 2007 - It's official. U.S. Rep. Duncan Hunter of the California 52nd is running for president. Also official: California has a whole lot of Congressional districts. Anyway, we were all set to poke some fun at Hunter's long shot
Read story »Restructure This
SANFORD'S SCALED BACK APPROACH IS GETTING THE SAME RESPONSE FROM LEGISLATORS FITSNews - January 25, 2007 - We kind of feel sorry for S.C. Gov. Mark Sanford. Actually, scratch that. No we don't. It's just ironic that all the off-season ass kissing of Legislature leaders and scaling back of his priorities
Read story »Is Jim DeMint About To Get Locked Up?
ILLEGAL AUTOMATED PHONE CALLS MADE BY SENATOR ON BEHALF OF ROMNEY CAMPAIGN CARRY STIFF PENALTIES FITSNews - January 24, 2007 - If you are like us FITS gals, there is nothing more annoying than finally getting all snug under the covers with a good book (Jeanette Winterson's Written on the Body, for example)
Read story »Not Reporting For Duty
JOHN KERRY IS NOT RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT (AND MORE IMPORTANTLY, HOW DID BRIT HUME GET IN THE BACKGROUND OF THAT PICTURE) FITSNews - January 24, 2007 - Massachusetts Sen. John Kerry will not seek the Democratic nomination for President, and will announce his intention to seek reelection to the U.S. Senate
Read story »Liz Phair Says “RomneyCare” Wrong Approach To Health Care
GOVERNMENT MANDATED HEALTH CARE WOULD COST TOO MUCH, DENY INDIVIDUAL CHOICE & ADVERSELY AFFECT SMALL BUSINESSES FITSNews - January 24, 2007 - How cool is this? One of our favorite female alternative rockers is weighing in against an Orwellian boondoggle from one of our least favorite politicians,
Read story »Raiders Of The Lost Crazy
ECLECTIC NFL OWNER HIRES 31-YEAR OLD TO COACH STORIED FRANCHISE FITSNews - January 24, 2007 - The Oakland Raiders are like the Dirty Harry of pro football. They are the tough guys, the enforcers, the heavies you don't want to see in a deserted alley late at night. It's an image that controversial owner
Read story »Shrub’s Speech
PRESIDENT GIVES STATE OF THE UNION ADDRESS LAST NIGHT FITSNews - January 24, 2007 - President George W. Bush (a.k.a. Shrub) delivered his sixth State of the Union address yesterday evening, despite the fact that only 34% of the nation approves of the job he is doing as president. We might have just
Read story »Friends With Benefits?
COURTNEY COX AND JENNIFER ANISTON ARE GOING TO MAKE OUT ON TELEVISION FITSNews - January 24, 2007 -Sic Willie has never subscribed to cable television. He didn't even know there was a channel called FX or a show on said channel called Dirt. Or that said show on said channel starred Courtney Cox. Sic
Read story »Hillary Didn’t Kill Public Financing
ALTHOUGH THE FACT IT COSTS MORE THAN $150 MILLION TO RUN FOR PRESIDENT IS KINDA SCARY FITSNews - January 23, 2007 - There were some downright spooky quotes in the New York Times this morning from a guy on the Federal Election Commission. Basically, he said that Presidential candidates who don't raise
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