SOUTH CAROLINA CAN'T CHANGE ITS CONSENT LAW FAST ENOUGH FITSNews - January 29, 2007 - What's amazing about this picture of Paris Hilton is it has resulted in the first lawsuit ever filed against FITSNews. Honest to God. What's also amazing is it wasn't some angry Bible-thumper in Anderson County objecting
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Huckleberry’s In
FORMER ARKANSAS GOVERNOR GIVING IT A GO FITSNews - January 29, 2007 - Mike Huckabee probably doesn't remember it, but he passed the FITSNews interview test a long time ago. Three and a half years ago to be precise, at the Southern Governor's Association meeting in Charleston, West Virginia. That's
Read story »South Carolina’s Gonna Stop Global Warming?
MONKEYS MIGHT ALSO FLY OUT OF AL GORE'S BUTT FITSNews - January 29, 2007 - South Carolina, which can't create a job or educate a child to save its life (let alone tie its own shoelaces), is now apparently going to tackle the problem of global warming. In other news, the ant crawling on the sidewalk
Read story »Happy Milton Friedman Day!
GROOVE ON SOME LOWER TAXES, DIG SOME SCHOOL CHOICE & GET YOUR INDIVIDUAL LIBERTIES ON PEOPLE! FITSNews - January 29, 2007 - Today is Milton Friedman Day, people. Word. It may not be a national holiday (yet), but this is the day we fiscally conservative social libertarians show the rest of the world
Read story »Mark Sanford’s Consultant Has Too Much Time On His Hands
TEAM SANFORD STILL PITCHING S.C. GOVERNOR AS PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE TO NATIONAL PRESS FITSNews - January 29, 2007 - To everybody in the world except Mark Sanford, Jenny Sanford and their political consultant, Jon Lerner, the notion that South Carolina's eclectic, underachieving and frequently absent-minded
Read story »George Clooney: I Never Dated Pam Anderson
DENIAL CAME JUST A LITTLE TOO FAST FOR THOSE OF US GALS HOPING CLOONEY IS HETEROSEXUAL FITSNews - January 28, 2007 - If you believe US Magazine (and we believe every word, people), George Clooney just set a new land speed record for denying a relationship. Seriously, we haven't seen a relationship
Read story »Trouble In The Land Of 1,000 Virgins
COLLEGE REPUBLICANS FEUDING OVER 2008 PRESIDENTIAL ENDORSEMENTS, DUNGEONS & DRAGONS DICE, WHY NO ONE'S GETTING TO FIRST BASE FITSNews - January 28, 2007 - The fact that there's a brou-ha-ha going on among the South Carolina College Republicans is seriously the funniest damn thing we've heard all
Read story »Heard In The Echo Chamber – Rudy’s In, Etc.
HIZZONER WILL RUN IN 2008, THE HARPO COMMUNIQUE, MISSOURI BALLS, MITT MEETS MITT AND "THE SHINS" NEW ALBUM FITSNews - January 28, 2007 -We asked the question yesterday, we're answering it today. Rudy Giuliani will be a candidate for President in 2008 and Rod Shealy will serve as his primary South Carolina
Read story »John Edwards Is Pissing Us Off
PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE DISRUPTS OUR MORNING WITH ENVIRONMENTALLY INSENSITIVE CALL TO REPLACE OUR LIGHT BULBS FITSNews - January 27, 2007 - As if his crazy ass, inveterate arm flapping wasn't annoying enough, now John Edwards is interrupting our Saturday mornings with lectures about energy efficiency.
Read story »Lay Off Sharon Stone, People
FORTY-NINE YEAR OLD ACTRESS STILL PASSES SIC WILLIE'S "ELBOW TEST" FITSNews - January 27, 2007 - We can't believe the grief our friends over at TMZ are giving Sharon Stone today. Okay, so she didn't wear a bra at the Ivy, which is the one place in Beverly Hills where, to borrow Tyler Durden's description,
Read story »What’s Hizzoner Gonna Do?
IS GIULIANI IN OR OUT? FITSNews - January 27, 2007 - Is Rudy Giuliani going to run for president? The New York Times has an extensive front-page article this morning begging that question. Hizzoner, who polls indicate would be the frontrunner should he enter the race, still isn't saying. So what do
Read story »T-Rav Has Made A Decision
STATE TREASURER READY TO ROLL ON KEY BUDGET & CONTROL BOARD VOTE FITSNews - January 26, 2007 - State Treasurer Thomas Ravenel is ready to roll with his decision on controversial S.C. Budget and Control Board Executive Director Frank Fusco. The only problem? He's not telling anybody what that decision
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