Senator Says Shrub Not Sole “Deciderer”

By fitsnews • on January 31, 2007
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Arlen Specter

ARLEN SPECTER ALSO HAS SOME FREAKY LOOKING JOWLS

FITSNews – January 31, 2007 - Republican Senator Arlen Specter said yesterday that President Shrub is not the “sole deciderer” of American war policy.

“The deciderer is a shared and joint responsibility,” Specter said, using language that probably made more than a few potheads that may or may not include us start laughing.

In other news, what in the hell is up with Specter’s jowls? Seriously, he looks like Darth Vader right after Luke took his helmet off in Return of the Jedi. You know, right before the Death Star blew up and Luke said “I’m going to save you” and Vader said “You already have.” Except not quite as endearing.

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