OUR BUBBLE GUM HIGHLIGHT APPOINTMENTS ARE SCHEDULED FOR THIS AFTERNOON, PEOPLE
FITSNews – January 30, 2007 - After the decidedly “family unfriendly” detour Paris Hilton subjected us to yesterday, what a princessy breeze Rachel McAdams is.
Plus, you can do a Google Image Search of her without having to get penicillin injections every five minutes.
Rachel could dye her hair “Cornflower” (you remember, from the big box of Crayola crayons) and still be the hottest girl in the world. She could pull out an AK-47 at a school for the deaf and blind, yell out “the streets will flow with the blood of the nonbelievers,” wax all the deaf and blind kids, blow the smoke from the barrel, giggle, and it would be as cute as the basketful of cuddly puppies poster we have hanging above our bed.
Oh, and especially for Sic Willie, $D’Brickashaw and our good friend LG, here’s a full body thumbnail:
