GIANT LASER DESTROYS SATELLITE IN OUTER SPACE
FITSNews – January 19, 2007 – The New York Times is reporting this morning that China has successfully conducted an anti-satellite weapons test.
Shazam!
This is scary because like nuclear bombs, reality-based porn, hot dogs and rap music, anti-satellite weaponry is just one of those things nobody should know how to do except America. Oh, and we just made up the whole “laser” thing. The new Chinese anti-satellite weapon is a missile, although there are probably some lasers involved somehow. You can blow stuff up in outer space without using lasers, people.
