OBAMAMANIA AND HILLARY BOTH WANT TO CAP TROOP LEVELS IN IRAQ, AND SAID SO AT ALMOST EXACTLY THE SAME TIME
Why do we say that? Because within a half hour of one another, both Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama said today that we should cap U.S. troop levels in Iraq.
Coincidence? Oh no, friends.
We’re not sure exactly what’s going on here, but you can rest assured it’s something far more sinister, more diabolical than coincidence, which come to think of it is pretty non-threatening. Unless of course you coincidentally get picked to go over to Iraq, in which case it could end up becoming very threatening.
In other news, when it comes to popping popcorn, it turns out not all microwave ovens are the same.