Yikes, Cameron Diaz!
GOTH PORN WEBSITES ARE REPORTING A SURGE OF MEMBERSHIP CANCELLATIONS AFTER DIAZ’S GOLDEN GLOBE APPEARANCE
FITSNews - January 16, 2007 - Why is Cameron Diaz is taking her breakup with Justin Timberlake out on us?
Seriously, it’s one thing to select this hideous hair, make-up and dress combination while slamming Chardonnays in the privacy of your own home as you and three of your closet girlfriends mourn the loss of sweet Justin. But Cameron had to go and completely ruin the Goth Girl fantasies of millions of American men by going out in public like this.
Needless to say, Cameron’s get-up was a field day for the celibrigossip sites.
Says Tyler Durden:
I could make a “woman” out of pillowcases, saw dust and horse hair and it would be hotter than Cameron Diaz.
US Magazine put Cameron on its “When Bad Dresses Happen to Good People” list.
And our friends at TMZ?
Yeah, they just ran a picture of Cameron’s dress with a big red “X” over it.
Finally, Splash News Online’s “Worst Dress of the Golden Globes” Poll has Cameron leading with 56.9% - thirty points ahead of second-place Beyonce.
Comments
By jcristg on January 16th, 2007 at 2:26 pm
and beyonce was baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad
By E on January 16th, 2007 at 7:17 pm
Cameron is fug
By yunahalo on January 17th, 2007 at 6:50 am
Eww, and would it hurt her to EAT? Nothing’s hotter than a grown woman with preschooler arms… and the face of a clown. Dumbass.