Angelina, Madonna In Lesbian Adoption Catfight?

WOMAN ALLEGES SHE IS AT CENTER OF SUPERSTARS’ ADOPTION DISPUTE

FITSNews – January 16, 2007 - Shortly before being tucked into bed each night wearing his pink, one-piece footed pajamas and snuggling up with his stuffed Basset Hound “Patches,” Sic Willie checks the nightlight battery, sets the alarm for noon and says his prayers. And when he prays, you better believe it is for headlines like this one.

Let’s see, it has “Angelina Jolie,” “Madonna,” “Lesbian” and “Catfight” in it, and the best part of it is that it looks like it might could maybe sort of kinda possibly almost be true.