Mitt Romney’s Supporters Are Retarded
ACTUALLY THAT IS NOT COOL TO SAY ABOUT RETARDED PEOPLE, SO SORRY TO ALL THE RETARDS OUT THERE
FITSNews – January 12, 2007 - Memo to Laurin Manning:
Your new 2008 Presidential Politics Blog is a great idea, but it’s never going to be taken seriously as long as you give the Mitt Romney Mongoloid Factory free reign to post meaningless crap like the Aiken County Straw Poll results.
Of course FITSNews probably won’t be taken seriously if we keep posting stuff about George Clooney mourning his dead pig, but then again if the choice is “Sexy Celebrities” versus “Babbling Mitt Romney Supporters,” we like our chances.
Anyway, in case you missed it over on the MormonLine LaurinLine, Mitt Romney won a straw poll in Aiken County yesterday.
In other polling news, a survey was taken yesterday of both of Sic Willie’s testacles and it was an exact 50-50 tie as to whether “Righty” or “Lefty” was the wiener.
The wiener. Get it?
Anyway, things got even funnier when we read this quote from Romney supporter Franklin Buchanan, whose immediate family may or may not have driven to the Straw Poll in a short bus to provide the former Massachusetts governor with his margin of victory:
“This is kind of exciting for us. We’re ahead before Governor Romney has even became a candidate”
Has even became? Really? And we felt sorry for you before you has even became retarded, Franklin.
Comments
By Mark Law on February 14th, 2007 at 5:26 pm
First of all, as a traditional Baptist, I was stunned after viewing a movie called “States of Grace.” A friend of mine from Utah sent it to me for Christmas. In spite of everything I have come to learn about Mormonism, here is a movie – a Mormon movie nonetheless – that demonstrates a deep understanding of — and longing for — unconditional grace and forgiveness through a personal relationship with our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.
In my opinion, it movingly depicts the power of God’s healing love and redemptive grace that comes after a fall and repentance. It not only shows the heart of Christianity, but it convincingly challenges the stereotypes that many of us traditional Christians have of Mormons and their belief in only conditional grace.
Second of all, I love my country and the constitution it was founded upon. The only person I believe will stand up for those beliefs is Mitt Romney – a.k.a. The “Mormon Candidate.†I will say that it would have been hard to pull the lever for a Mormon until I had a few questions cleared up for me. I believe this movie can be a landmark film in presenting a view of the Mormon church and Mormon life that has never before made it to the big screen – answering simple questions such as polygamy (by far the funniest scene in the movie), interfaith relationships and Mormon beliefs concerning grace.
Many, and I do mean many, of the Mormon beliefs and doctrines I disagree with, but I don’t want a country ran by Pres. Clinton II, Obama, McCain or even Giuliani. I believe Gov. Romney is a Christian who shares my most important values. Now more than ever, we Christians need to pull together and I believe States of Grace can be that elusive element that brings us together. The movie is extremely thought-provoking and very educational for many in America who don’t know much beyond popular rumor about the faith of the man who just might be the next president. In short, this little film has the potential to actually shift and mold public opinion in a presidential campaign without being a political hatchet job like Fahrenheit 911. It should be required viewing for the entire Christian community.
My question is this – With all the stereotypes and misinformation out there about his beliefs, why hasn’t anyone put this movie out there to help him? I would have to say I have never felt closer to Mormonism, and Christ’s message of love, redemption, and hope, than after viewing States of Grace. You have a tool to answer the questions that would help me pull the lever for Gov. Romney, and you’re not using it.
I emailed “Evangelicals for Mitt†and they’ve never heard of the movie. I emailed a website called MittRunMitt.org and they dismissed me. I found more information on this movie at http://www.StatesofGrace.net
I hope you care enough to do something about this – or I’ll find a way to do it myself.
Your Brother in Christ,
Mark L.