It Must Be Nice Being Britney

WE GET PAID $400,000 TO PASS OUT FROM “EXHAUSTION” AT ALL OF OUR ENGAGEMENTS, TOO

FITSNews – January 9, 2007 - It turns out Britney Spears will receive $400,000 from the PURE nightclub in Las Vegas as an “appearance fee” for the inebriated stupor that was her New Year’s Eve visit there.

Our boy Tyler reported earlier yesterday that Britney wasn’t going to get paid, but then TMZ came back later to clarify that indeed she was getting paid after all.

You know, we’re dizzy. But we’re also really glad this got sorted out when it did because it’s doubtful we were going to get our appetite back until Britney got her dollars.

It’s also good to know the going rate for completely busting your ass mid-conversation with one of your male backup dancers and having to be carried from your own New Year’s party. Next year Brit can go for a half million. She was probably telling the poor dude about K-Fed, and how he’s so jealous, and how she totally knew she wasn’t wearing any panties when they took all those pictures of her, and how she wasn’t wearing any panties at that moment, too. Hell, she probably lost the already severely depleted oxygen supply to her brain by bending over to show him that she wasn’t wearing any panties.

Like he would have wanted to see that. Even if he was the one straight male backup dancer to ever live.

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